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Hello,

I am a 17 year old boy trapped inside a female body. *laughs* I am horrible at writing, so a
journal is pretty damn retarded to have, but I guess I should try. I have a warped sense of humor
most people are scared of...well, would be scared of if I let them get close to me. Not many
people know how weird I am because I usually keep to myself, but the few people I let my guard
down with know how strange I can be. I quit school cause I'm a lazy ass and I can't stand
teenagers. (bunches of pricks n' bitches! xD) I have a really deep voice (most of the time). I
mumble a lot, so it's hard to understand me. I sound *almost* like Ozzy... oh yeah Ozzy crossed
with a surfer. Sexy. *that was sarcastic btw* My sentence enhancers include; dude, retard,
man, and of course, poo! I also call my Mother Poo. Poo is used as a name of love for someone I
care for, but also when I am annoyed at someone. It depends on how I say it. *laugh*

I work at the veterinarian close to me. All I do is clean the place like a maid on the weekends
though. I am so lame. WTF, man? D: I can’t picture me doing anything in the future. I hope I die
before I turn 30. Gyaa! xD

I don't really have anyone to talk to on here, so I shall just use it to talk to myself (and make
myself go crazy faster). Lets see, I’ll probably post art. Maybe it will make me draw more. I used
to love drawing, and now it feels more like a chore. It’s sad...there aren’t many things that make
me happy. Drawing always made me feel good. I hope that changes some day.
I think I’ll also post about the doujinshi I buy. I really love doujins. *heart* I mostly own gags, but
I do own a few yaoi doujin too...I love yaoi.. wait, I don’t want to go off track. I don't want to be one of the hyper fangirls. *laugh*

Well, if you’re reading this eh you must be really bored, or a creepy person who likes to molest
people. Just kidding! (maybe not)

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